Thursday, February 14, 2008

Some anti-valentine poetry

I mentioned Kala Ghoda SMS contest earlier in my blog. The goal is to write a poem that fits into one SMS message (160 letters).


Here is the one I liked most:

In my phone contact list:
Parents
Grandparents
2 best friends
43 other friends
71 business contacts
4 ex-lovers
3 potential dates
1 wrong number -
you.

Another good one: 
Roses are passe,
violets expensive;
sugar is fattening
and v-day offensive.

And a shot at fast food:
2 burgers 2 cokes plus fries
in a heart shaped box, surprise!
@Rs. 99 for 2 the lovin’ is easy
Why then do I feel so queasy?